Space Jokes

• How do space rocks hold up their pants? With an asteroid belt.
• Why did the astronaut sing lullabies to the snowball in space? She wanted to comet down.
• Why are rocket scientists so serious? They know the gravity of the situation.
• How do you tie two stars together? With astro-knots.
• How do they keep outer space clean? With a vacuum.
• When the astronaut went on a twelve month diet he called it a "lite year."
• Did you hear about the rocket scientist party? It was a blast.
• What's the difference between a star and King Arthur? One is around at night, the other has knights of the round.